Saturday, January 27, 2007

Chronicles

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Once upon a time there was a man who won a prize at a fair. The prize was a simple certificate on which was written: Congratulations! You have won a Chronic Les.

"A Chronic Les?" the man exclaimed, baffled. "What on earth is a Chronic Les?"

"Ahaaaa!" the prize giver said, rubbing his hands with glee. "It's the shortened form of the name of your prize. The great thing about this prize is that you get to choose one out of three things that Chronic Les could stand for!"

"What are those?" the man asked.

"Chronic Lesbian, Chronic Lesson and Chronic Lesion."

Which one did the man choose (if any) and why?

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chronic Les ... a different take. I also wonder which one the man will choose.

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA! Quite the choices there! Chronic lessons can be as painful as chronic lesions so I am guessing he would probably pick the chronic lesbian. At least they could be friends!

11:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He chose the Chronic Lesson, after much thought, because he reasoned that it would benefit him the most to find out what his "chronic lesson" in life was going to be, in order to learn it ahead of time, saving himself and others, much suffering throughout his lifetime.

After opening his gift, he learned that his Chronic Lesson was indeed, going to save him much grief and suffering. You see, his Chronic Lesson was to follow his heart in his Life Path. He always chose the "safe" or "smart" choices, and the road always ended up being blocked by something. All the signs were there, but his unbelief blinded him.

So, instead of wasting his life away, choosing the "wrong" Life Path, his gift of the Chronic Lesson allowed him to see what his True Path really was!

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say Chronic Lessons, so he gets to learn from his mistakes and keep improving his life. Great post!

2:15 PM  
Blogger Janie Hickok Siess, Esq. said...

Chronic lesions . .. and he's allergic to the antibiotic.

I don't know . . .

11:33 PM  
Blogger GoGo said...

Nice. Personally I like the chronic lesbian, but without the chronic part.

Very unique and fun take.

2:23 AM  
Blogger gautami tripathy said...

Only this to say:

So different and hilarious.

gautami
rooted.

9:19 AM  

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